Munson defined

We know who Munson is, but what is Munson? The benevolent and scholarly people of Urban Dictionary have attempted to portray the horror.  http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=munson

Child Munson

It was recently discovered, that Munson was a child toilet model in his youth.

oh munson when will you learn

Surprised and unamused, Munson's dad had just intruded onto acts of ungodly proportions. Most parents hope their most embarrassing moments are to catch their children in acts of self love. Sadly that is not the case for the Munson species. Below is a picture of Munson's dad during happier times.

Munson's First Love

The best laid plans of mice and men. Indeed. Our friend Munson has taken this quote one step further. After twenty-five unsuccessful years with even the ugliest of ladies, Munson has created his unique solution. Out of a cracked-out grandfather clock and household fern Munson put together a face. Numbers do tattoo to her porcelain cheeks, and every hour she may inexplicitly chime into the conversation but this lady of appliances is the best our smelly-bellied freak has ever done. Munson used broken wooden chair legs to allow her to walk and reach. Sharpened pencils act as ten yellow # 2 fingers. Two tennis balls act as ample breast (stay in-bounds Munson). As for her pee-pee Munson put a thimble for his ever so small wee-wee. The household lady looks wonderful in Munson's mother's muumuu. Catch the couple on Sunday mornings holding hands in the sun filled park, or watch Munson sneak a kiss on her cheek at the local theater. Oh Munson, at last true love exists for even you.

Robot Dog

I love my Robot Dog
He likes to bark and beep
beep... beep... beep...
He eats metal food.
He chews on metal bone.
He wags his metal tail.
beep... beep... beep...

Robot Dog
Look at you,
Catching balls in outer space
Doing back flips off of stars
Silver, shiny
beep... beep... beep...

Oh, Robot Dog
Where have you gone?
Chasing cats on robot worlds?
Use your jet-pack,
Come back home
Robot Dog it's you and me.

portrait of munson

you all may be wondering what munson looks like,  heed no further,  his family's photographer Diane Arbus    sent us this photograph of him:

Munson Sleeps with Live Chickens

Munson is a creature that lives under a bridge spattered with bat poo in that hippie stronghold called Austin. He has a blog called bustered.vox.com. It sucks. The purpose of his blog is to attract intelligent internet using chickens to come mate with him so he can sit on their eggs as they go shopping for chicken shoes and such. Munson should be arrested but somehow escapes the authorities (likely because the lives in that horrid city). In any event, THE BLOG WARS HAVE BEGUN!!! DEATH TO MUNSON!!!