Robot Dog

I love my Robot Dog
He likes to bark and beep
beep... beep... beep...
He eats metal food.
He chews on metal bone.
He wags his metal tail.
beep... beep... beep...

Robot Dog
Look at you,
Catching balls in outer space
Doing back flips off of stars
Silver, shiny
beep... beep... beep...

Oh, Robot Dog
Where have you gone?
Chasing cats on robot worlds?
Use your jet-pack,
Come back home
Robot Dog it's you and me.

portrait of munson

you all may be wondering what munson looks like,  heed no further,  his family's photographer Diane Arbus    sent us this photograph of him:

Munson Sleeps with Live Chickens

Munson is a creature that lives under a bridge spattered with bat poo in that hippie stronghold called Austin. He has a blog called bustered.vox.com. It sucks. The purpose of his blog is to attract intelligent internet using chickens to come mate with him so he can sit on their eggs as they go shopping for chicken shoes and such. Munson should be arrested but somehow escapes the authorities (likely because the lives in that horrid city). In any event, THE BLOG WARS HAVE BEGUN!!! DEATH TO MUNSON!!!