Munson Sleeps with Live Chickens

Munson is a creature that lives under a bridge spattered with bat poo in that hippie stronghold called Austin. He has a blog called bustered.vox.com. It sucks. The purpose of his blog is to attract intelligent internet using chickens to come mate with him so he can sit on their eggs as they go shopping for chicken shoes and such. Munson should be arrested but somehow escapes the authorities (likely because the lives in that horrid city). In any event, THE BLOG WARS HAVE BEGUN!!! DEATH TO MUNSON!!!