The best laid plans of mice and men. Indeed. Our friend Munson has taken this quote one step further. After twenty-five unsuccessful years with even the ugliest of ladies, Munson has created his unique solution. Out of a cracked-out grandfather clock and household fern Munson put together a face. Numbers do tattoo to her porcelain cheeks, and every hour she may inexplicitly chime into the conversation but this lady of appliances is the best our smelly-bellied freak has ever done. Munson used broken wooden chair legs to allow her to walk and reach. Sharpened pencils act as ten yellow # 2 fingers. Two tennis balls act as ample breast (stay in-bounds Munson). As for her pee-pee Munson put a thimble for his ever so small wee-wee. The household lady looks wonderful in Munson's mother's muumuu. Catch the couple on Sunday mornings holding hands in the sun filled park, or watch Munson sneak a kiss on her cheek at the local theater. Oh Munson, at last true love exists for even you.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment