Tony Romo has a power. On the football field the magical Mexican’s power is obvious. He avoids rushers like a matador, attacks defenses like Santa Ana, and creates plays like Tennessee Williams. While the last simile is dumb, it speaks to the larger point. Romo’s powers are not limited to the football field. The grinning great one has the power to change the world.
My advise to you, gentle reader, is to stop praying to Jesus. Save that ink and envelope used in a letter to Santa. Put down your daily horoscope. Only one person has the power to give you want you want. Tony Romo. If in the next few weeks citizens rejoice in world peace, you win the lottery, or your worst enemy dies in a humiliating manner, you will know why. Tony Romo saved your world.
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